A new pub has opened up near me and what’s more it is good, it is really good. On my first visit I naturally went and checked out the disabled toilet. And what a toilet it was, it was big, roomy, didn’t have a baby change in it and best of all a great big bin. Now I don’t know why I liked this but I did. You can imagine my dismay when I went back a week later and found that the bin had been replaced by this ruddy great table. Now I ask you what use is this to anyone? It’s not like I’m going to put my drink on it and to make my grumble worse it got in my way and resulted in a very disgruntled wee. What once was a nice sized loo was now a cramped room with a table. I do hope it has gone when I return and hopefully by then I will have got a life.